[ 2006-08-07 08:00 ]
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes
over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs,
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
By now, the entire bar is staring
at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he
slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to
him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.
You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people
respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of
his lungs, "What do you mean $200!"