|A puppet drunkard
[ 2006-08-08 08:00 ]
One night a police officer was
staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.
closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try
his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front
seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left
the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him
his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading
of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the