[ 2006-08-24 08:00 ]
An American, a Scot and a
Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven,
where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake.
me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing
"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself
standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American, "the Scot was huggling price, and the
Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."