Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?
A: He was looking for loopholes!

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?
A: Both have about a 1 in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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