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婚姻生活
[ 2006-05-15 08:00 ]

A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.

"Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick and I can barely eat."

"Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?"

"I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."

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