The mean man's party
[ 2008-09-17 09:09 ]
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party, but his friend doesn’t know where he lives. Explaining to him how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, in my image,” was the reply, "Your hand is full, aren’t you?”