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  In a second
[ 2006-11-20 08:00 ]

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"

And God says: "A penny." Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"

And God says: "a second." Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"

And God says "In a second"

(通讯员东华大学投稿)

 
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