《无敌破坏王2：大闹互联网 》电影精讲（视频）

影片简介：

这一次，破坏王拉尔夫和云妮洛普又闯祸了，导致了云妮洛普所在的游戏《甜蜜冲刺》的游戏机方向盘遭到了损坏。这是一台非常古老的街机，在整个互联网中，只有一只备用方向盘正在销售，然而它的售价实在是非常昂贵，老板决定放弃这台机器，将它解体变卖。这也就意味着，《甜蜜冲刺》里的角色们将永远失去他们的家园。

为了避免这一悲剧的发生，拉尔夫和云妮洛普决定亲自到互联网里去走一遭，买回方向盘。一路上，他们惹了无数的笑料，犯了无数令人啼笑皆非的错误。为了赚钱，拉尔夫不惜亲自出马成为视频网站的网红赚取点击量变现，而云妮洛普则在另一款赛车游戏《狂野飙车》里找到了真正的自我。

 

精彩词句学起来：

1. I rest my case. 我的话讲完了。

2. My mind is blown! 我太吃惊了。

3. Man, I'd kill for even just a new track. 要是能有条新轨道，我什么都愿意做。

4. We have a situation. 我们有麻烦了。

5. Well, beggars can't be choosers, can they? 要饭的哪能挑肥拣瘦啊。

6. I will cover for you. 我会帮你善后的。

7. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 老虎屁股摸不得啊，小姑娘。

 

精彩片段对白：

YESSS: Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.

(GIRLS CHEERING)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

VANELLOPE: Jeez Louise, this place is bonkers! Whoa!

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: To infinity and beyond!

VANELLOPE: Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame.

EEYORE: Hey, easy there.

VANELLOPE: Oh, I mean, no offense or anything. Well, time to get to work.

ANNOUNCER: And for your final question. "My friends would describe me as?"

GIRL USER: Smart, funny, kind, or brave. Um...Kind, I guess?

ANNOUNCER: Based on your answers, your princess BFF is Snow White!

SNOW WHITE: I do believe our friendship will be the fairest of them all!

VANELLOPE: Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-It Ralph. Just click here to see his new video.

(BEEPS)

VANELLOPE: Thank you.

MAN USER 1: Yeah, um, in Captain America: The First Avenger...Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, Guardian of Wisdom and Fate. Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree?

GROOT: I am Groot.

MALE USER 1: Okay, okay. Thank you very much.

FEMALE USER: Um, what is Drax really like?

GROOT: I am Groot.

FEMALE USER: Thank you.

MALE USER 2: Yeah. Are you a conifer or a fruit-bearing tree?

VANELLOPE: I... Excuse me. I'll take this one. He is Groot, I am Vanellope, click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph. Eh, this is almost too easy.

STORMTROOPER 1: Hey, do you have a permit for that pop-up?

VANELLOPE: Uh...

STORMTROOPER 1: That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid.

VANELLOPE: Boop!

(SCREAMS)

STORMTROOPER 2: She's getting away.

(ANNOUNCER CHATTERING)

STORMTROOPER 3: This way.

VANELLOPE: Ooh! Sorry, mister!

GRUMPY: Hey, can't you read? Cast members only!

(VANELLOPE PANTING, EXCLAIMS)

STORMTROOPER 2: I think she went down this way. Come on.

STORMTROOPER 3: Roger that.

STORMTROOPER 3: Did you see a kid come through here?

GRUMPY: She came running through here like a headless hen.

(STRAINING)

STORMTROOPER 3: Any sign of her?

STORMTROOPER 2: No, maybe she went down to the Air Bud pavilion.

STORMTROOPER 3: Come on. Let's check it out.

(PRINCESSES CHATTERING)

(PRINCESS HUMMING)

(PRINCESSES GASPING)

VANELLOPE: Uh, hi!

(PRINCESSES GRUNTING, SHOUTING)

VANELLOPE: Whoa, whoa. Ladies, I can explain. See, I'm a princess, too.

ANNA: Wait, what?

VANELLOPE: Yeah. Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz...of the, uh, Sugar Rush Von Schweetzes. I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

POCAHONTAS: Huh. What kind of a princess are you?

VANELLOPE: What kind?

RAPUNZEL: Do you have magic hair?

VANELLOPE: No.

ELSA: Magic hands?

VANELLOPE: No.

CINDERELLA: Do animals talk to you?

VANELLOPE: No.

SNOW WHITE: Were you poisoned?

VANELLOPE: No!

BOTH: Cursed?

VANELLOPE: No!

BOTH: Kidnapped or enslaved?

VANELLOPE: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

ARIEL: Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs?

VANELLOPE: No! Good Lord, who would do that?

SNOW WHITE: (SING-SONG) Have you ever had True Love's Kiss?

VANELLOPE: Ew! Barf!

JASMINE: Do you have daddy issues?

VANELLOPE: I don't even have a mom.

PRINCESSES: Neither do we!

RAPUNZEL: And now for the million-dollar question. Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?

VANELLOPE: Yes! What is up with that?

ALL: She is a princess!

(SNOW WHITE VOCALIZING)

CINDERELLA: Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it.

VANELLOPE: Oh, this old thing?

CINDERELLA: Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.

AURORA: As would I.

MOANA: Me too!

ELSA: So cool.

RAPUNZEL: Best outfit ever!

ARIEL: Ooh! I want one, too, you guys!

CINDERELLA: I'll get my mice on this. (SIGHS) So this is love. All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy!

(PRINCESSES CHEERING)

RAPUNZEL: Yay, Vanellope!

ARIEL: Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world...I never thought I'd get to wear a real... what's it called again? Oh, yeah. Shirt. ♪ I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt... ♪

VANELLOPE: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait! What's going on?

JASMINE: Uh, she's singing.

VANELLOPE: Yeah, but there was like music and a spotlight. Wait, you all saw it too, right?

TIANA: That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.

VANELLOPE: Oh, that's never happened to me. I mean, not even once.

RAPUNZEL: Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.

VANELLOPE: Okay. Uh, sure. Huh. I could do that. Um, let's see. (CLEARS THROAT) ♪ Oh, steering wheel Oh, steering wheel ♪ Oh, yes I want a steering wheel ♪ (SCATTING)

BELLE: Well, there is a lot to unpack here.

AURORA: Mmm-hmm.

BELLE: So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor?

VANELLOPE: Oh, no, no, no, it's not a metaphor. I just... I literally want a steering wheel. I think the issue is I was a little pitchy.

MULAN: Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.

POCAHONTAS: What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.

VANELLOPE: What?

SNOW WHITE: Oh, yes, I like to stare at a wishing well!

MOANA: I stare at the ocean.

MULAN: Horse trough.

CINDERELLA: Soap bubbles!

VANELLOPE: Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...

ARIEL: Uh, important water.

VANELLOPE: Right. Of course. "Important water." I stare at the important water and somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream?

RAPUNZEL: For sure.

TIANA: Mmm-hmm.

VANELLOPE: Uh, yeah, I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.

(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

C-3PO: Five minutes, Princesses. Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet starts in five minutes.

(PRINCESSES GROAN)

JASMINE: Okay, thank you.

TIANA: Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.

AURORA: It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.

BELLE: And best of luck finding your song.

MERIDA: (SPEAKING SCOTTISH ENGLISH)

VANELLOPE: Uh-huh. (WHISPERING) What did she just say?

TIANA: We don't know.

MOANA: We can't understand her.

ANNA: She's from the other studio.

VANELLOPE: Ah.

 

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