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We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。

#1 Don't cut your hair. Ever! Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair and by then you're stuck with her.
第一条：不要剪头发，决不要！长头发总是比短头发更有吸引力。男人害怕结婚的一个主要原因是：结了婚的女人总要把头发剪短， 而此时你已经被她粘住了。

#1 Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
第一条：有时我们并没有想你们。将就着过吧。

#1Crying is blackmail.
第一条：哭泣是敲诈。

（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓编辑）