We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。

#1 Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
第一条：男人们大多只拥有三双鞋。你们怎么会认为我们很擅于从你们的30双鞋中挑出一双来配你们的连衣裙呢？

#1 "Yes" or "No" is perfectly an acceptable answer to almost every question.
第一条：“是”和“不”几乎是回答一切问题的最佳答案。

#1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
第一条：如果你们有问题需要帮忙解决，尽管来找我们。我们就是干这事儿的。同情正是女朋友们所需要的。

（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓编辑）