[ 2008-04-07 12:39 ]
A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.
"Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick and I can barely eat."
"Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?"
"I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."