Po: I was just...Some day, huh? That Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Biceps sore?
Crane: Uh...I've had a long and rather disappointing day. So ... Yeah. I should probably get to sleep now.
Po: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Crane: OK, thanks.
Po: It's just...Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbereda thousand and one, but you didn't stop. And you just... Oh, sorry about that.
Crane: Uh..look, you don't belong here.
Po: I know. I know. You are right. I don't have ... I just...my whole life I dreamed of...
Crane: No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. Property of crane.
Po: Okay. Right, right. So...yeah, you wanna get to sleep and I'm keeping you up. We get big things tomorrow. All right. You are awesome -- last thing I wanna say. Bye-bye. What was that?
Crane: I didn't say anything.
Po: Okay. All right. Good night. Sleep well. That seemed a little awkward.
Po: Master Tigress. I didn't mean to wake you, just uh...
Tigress: You do not belong here.
Po: Yeah, yeah, of course, this is your room.
Tigress: I mean you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You are a disgrace to Kung Fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning.
Po: Big fan.
Master Oogway: I see you have found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom.
Po: Um...Is that what this is? I'm so sorry. I thought this was just a regular peach tree.
Master Oogway: I understand. You eat when you are upset.
Po: Upset? I'm not upset... Why why why would I be upset?
Master Oogway: So why are you upset?
Po: I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu, in the history of China, in the history of sucking!
Master Oogway: Probably.
Po: And the five! Man, you should've seen them. They totally hate me.
Master Oogway: Totally.
Po: How is Sifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior? And I'm not like the five. I got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those....thingies. Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
Master Oogway: Quit? Don't quit. Noodles? Don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There is a saying: Yesterday is history; tomorrow is a mystery; but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.