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公司保健计划
[ 2008-03-17 10:00 ]

Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."

Friend: So, why don't you quit?

Employee: The company has a great health plan.

 
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