What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

A blood vessel.

 

What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

A trombone.

 

What do birds give out on Halloween night?

Tweets.

 

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

They have bat breath.

 

What's a vampire's favorite fast food?

A guy with very high blood pressure.

 

Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?

He heard it had great circulation...

 

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