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  经典对白--如何拒绝男孩子
[ 2007-06-30 09:26 ]

语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧,你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧!

Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.

Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.

Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.

Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.

Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.

Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?

Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. 

 
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