过年回答“霸道亲戚”必杀题 单身狗没娃党如何接招

【A weeklong bombast of questions and advice】

【“霸道亲戚”整个假期的各种提问和建议，总有一款适合你！】

1. Have you got married? 你结婚了吗？

Yes, I have. 结婚了。

Have you had your baby? 生孩子了吗

 Yes, I have. 生了。

Call him/her here. 叫来看看。

The conversation ends with the performance of the child. 孩子表演。

2. Have you got married? 你结婚了吗？

Yes, I have. 结婚了。

Have you had your baby? 生孩子了吗？

No, I haven't. 没生。

Why haven't you had your baby？怎么还不生啊？

The conversation ends with admonition to have children. 教育告终。

3. Have you got married? 你结婚了吗

No, I have not. 没结婚。

Do you have boyfriend/girlfriend? 有对象吗？

Yes, I have. 有。

When will you get married? 什么时候结婚啊

The conversation ends with admonition to get married. 催婚告终。

4. Have you got married? 你结婚了吗？

No, I have not. 没结婚。

Do you have boyfriend/girlfriend? 有对象吗？

No, I haven't. 没有。

How about I introduce one to you? 我给你介绍一个啊。

The conversation ends with admonition to go for blind dating. 以要相亲告终。