台湾“加入联合国”？少做梦，快醒醒！ | 图图科幻 Taiwan's dream about 'joining UN' illusive

最近台湾事情有点多

拜登先说“协助保卫台湾”

布林肯也妄言支持台湾

“积极、有意义地参与联合国系统”

After US President Joe Biden said “defend Taiwan”, US Secretary of State Antony Blinken called for its “participation” in “UN system”.

蔡英文听了有点飘

说有美军驻扎在台湾

被台防务部门紧急否认

光速打脸

Perhaps motivated by them, Tsai Ing-wen said there are “US troops in Taiwan”, which was soon denied by her “defense officials”.

太可笑了

谁看不出来

美国把台湾挂在嘴边

只是看上台湾那点钱？

Ridiculous! Everybody knows that the US only likes the money from Taiwan.

美国确实想阻止中国两岸统一

好留张牌在手里

US politicians want to curb China’s national reunification,

但他们早已力不从心

强撑巨额军费支出已很勉强

but they have long been overloaded in supporting their expenditure.

现在想干涉中国内政

哪来的那个实力？

Their ability is not enough to support their ambition.

前一段

美国潜艇还在南海撞上不明物体

不仅潜艇受伤

更让全世界看清了美国的虚弱

Their submarine’s recent accident in South China Sea has revealed their weakness.

台湾是中国的一部分

这是任何人、任何势力都无法改变的

历史和法理事实

Taiwan is part of China, and that fact cannot be altered by anybody.

民进党再努力地攀主子

也只是徒劳

只会让自己成为笑料

The harder the Democratic Progressive Party tries to please its master, the bigger laughing stock it will be.

作者：张周项
图片来自中国日报美术部