Man: Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog. Back for another test?
Juno: I think the first one was defective; the plus sign looks more like a division symbol, so I remain unconvinced.
Man: Third test today, Momma Bear, your eggo's preggo, no doubt about it.
Woman: It's really easy to tell, is your nipples real brown?
Man: Yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms, knocked you up twice.
Juno: Silencio you, old man. Look, I just drank my weight in SunnyD and I gotta go pronto.
Man: Well, you know where the lavatory is. Pay for that pee stick when you're done. Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it with your urine. What's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle: Minus or plus?
Juno: I don't know, it's not seasoned yet. I'll take some of these. Now. There it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy.
Man: That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch, this is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet.
1. MacGuff the Crime Dog
这是店员戏弄Juno说的话，事实上应该是McGruff the Crime Dog，它是一只教给孩子们安全知识的卡通狗。MacGuff 是 Juno 的姓，和 McGruff 发音近似。