Band player 1: All right, well, thanks a lot for coming. We've been playing for three and a half hours. Now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.
Crowd: You suck!
Crowd: Shut up and play!
Crowd: Preachy!
Band player 1: We're not being preachy.
Band player 2: But the pollution in your lake, it's dissolving our barge.
Lisa: I thought they touched on a vital issue.
Man: I beg to differ.
Band player 1: Gentlemen, it's been an honor playing with you tonight.
Priest: For the latest rock band to die in our town. Lord, hear our prayer.