Woman: Please, please. What time is the next tour? We are on tight schedule. You see, we have to see the Red Fort this afternoon.
Jamal Malik: No, I...
Woman: Please, would it be possible to show us around now? Obviously we understand that it costs more for just the two of us.
Jamal Malik: But of course madam! Please follow me. The Taj Mahal was built by Emperor Khurrama for his wife Mumtaz, who was the maximum beautiful woman in the world. Then when she died, the emperor decided to build this five-star hotel, for everyone who would like to visit her tomb. But he died in 1587 before any of the rooms were built, or any of the lifts. But this swimming pool as you can see was completed on schedule in top class fashion.
Woman: Is says nothing of this in the guide book.
Jamal Malik: The guide book was written by a bunch of lazy good-for-nothing Indian beggars. And this lady and gentlemen is the burial place of Mumtaz.
Woman: How did she die?
Jamal Malik: A road traffic accident.
Jamal Malik: Maximum pile-up.
Man: I thought she died in childbirth.
Jamal Malik: Exactly sir. She was on the way to hospital when it happened.