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Baseball in heaven
[ 2006-09-22 08:00 ]

Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game.

They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to Bob.

"I have good news and bad news. I'll tell you the good news first. There is baseball in heaven." Bob said, "That’s the best news!" Then Earl said, time for the bad news....”You're pitching tomorrow night."

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