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Why did the clock get sick? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why did the doctor switch jobs? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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How do you avoid falling hair? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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There is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
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What kind of can never needs a can opener? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What has a neck, but no head? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
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What driver doesn't have a license?
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What part of a clock is always old? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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When does an astronaut stop to eat? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What do you say to a bully with cotton in his ears? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What animal is always at a baseball game? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What animal can jump higher than a house? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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Three girls walked under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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How are false teeth like stars? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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How are a mouse and an old door alike? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What is the poorest bank in the world? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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How do we know the ocean is friendly? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What book has the most stirring chapters? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why is an empty purse always the same? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What's every baby's motto? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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where do smart dogs refuse to shop? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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My sides are firmly laced about,Yet nothing is within;You'll think my head is strange indeed,Being nothing else but skin. ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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As round as an apple, As deep as a pail; It never cries out, Till it's caught by the tail. ![](images/677.files/yaoshi.gif) |
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