爆笑反差：相隔14年的《泰坦尼克》观后感

What I Thought When I Watched Titanic at Age 12 vs. What I Thought When I Watched Titanic at Age 26.

我12岁时和26岁时看《泰坦尼克号》的对比。

Age 12: Leo is such a heartthrob!

12岁时：莱奥纳多帅呆了！

Age 26: Leo was so good in The Departed.

26岁时：莱奥纳多在《神鬼无间》里演得不错。

12: Jack is so adventurous and romantic!

12岁时：杰克真是充满冒险精神，而且好浪漫！

26: Jack should really get a job.

26岁时：杰克真应该去找份工作。

12: Carl is a jerk!

12岁时：卡尔(罗斯的未婚夫)真是个混蛋！

26: Carl is a typical member of the 1%.

26岁时：卡尔的确该属于那1%的优秀人士。

12: OMG! They showed Kate Winslet's boobs!

12岁时：天呢！他们竟然在电影里让凯特露点！

26: Kate Winslet really does have an amazing set of boobs.

26岁时：凯特的身材真不错。

12: Rose and Jack are so in love!

12岁时：罗斯和杰克真相爱！

26: Rose and Jack have only known each other for 24 HOURS!

26岁时：罗斯和杰克认识才24小时而已！

12: Jack would never have stolen the necklace, Rose. You have to believe him!

12岁时：杰克怎么会偷项链呢？罗斯，你应该相信杰克啊！

26: I wouldn't have trusted him either, Rose. BECAUSE YOU'VE ONLY KNOWN HIM 24 HOURS!

26岁时：是我也不会相信杰克，罗斯。因为你们毕竟才认识24小时而已！

12: It's so sad when Jack dies! I'm crying my eyes out!

12岁时：杰克死的时候真是太感人了！我哭得稀里哗啦的！

26: It's so sad when the old couple, and the mother with her children, and the captain and Mr. Andrews die. I'm crying my eyes out!

26岁时：当那对老夫妻、那个母亲和她的孩子，还有船长和安德鲁先生去世的时候，我哭得稀里哗啦的！

12: "My Heart Will Go On" is my FAVORITE song!

12岁时：《我心永恒》是我最爱的歌！

26: "My Heart Will Go On" is a great song to sing at karaoke.

26岁时：《我心永恒》是一首适合在KTV唱的歌。

12: Old Rose threw the necklace into the water so it could be with Jack!

12岁时：老罗斯把项链扔进海里，这样就可以和杰克永远地在一起了！

26: Old Rose just threw her granddaughter's inheritance into the ocean for no reason.

26岁时：老罗斯莫名其妙地把给她孙女的遗产扔进了海里。

12: This is SUCH a good movie!

12岁时：《泰坦尼克号》真是一部好电影！

26: This is SUCH a good movie!

26岁时：《泰坦尼克号》真是一部好电影！

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（来源：沪江英语  编辑：Julie）