孩子们写给大人的爆笑信件

Demanding notes can be hilarious, but so too can kids' letters of apology.
写纸条提要求可说是令人捧腹，孩子们的道歉信也同样引人发笑。

Corrine writes 'to whom it may concern' to say that she's sorry for stealing a pretty rock. She says she'll even do some extra chores and will give money to the church 'as a sacrifice'.
考琳写信给“有关人士”说，她对偷了一快漂亮的石头表示歉意。她说她甚至会做一些额外的家务，还会捐钱给教会以“作为赎罪供品”。

With eight sad faces at the bottom of her letter, she is clearly very sorry. It must have been a very pretty rock indeed.
在她的信的结尾处画了八个悲伤的脸部表情，显然她感到十分抱歉。那块石头应该是一块非常漂亮的石头。

Every grandparent likes to receive a good thank you letter.
每位祖父母都喜欢收到感谢信。

Dillon clearly knew this when he sent his grandma and grandpa a card for his present, despite not being able to remember what it was. At least he was honest!
狄伦给他的爷爷奶奶写感谢卡片时，肯定也清楚知道这一点，虽然他不记得爷爷奶奶送的礼物是什么，至少他是诚实的！

And some kids just say it like it is. 'I am sorry your about to die,' Mitchell wrote to his grandfather in hospital. It's okay though, because he drew a nice smiley face in the corner.
而有些孩子们只会实话实说。“我很遗憾，您就要死了。”这是米切尔写给住院的祖父的信。不过这没关系，因为他在角落里画了一张漂亮的笑脸。

Vocabulary:

unflattering: 直白的

simile: 比喻

veteran: 老兵

（翻译：雷鹏博 编辑：马文英）