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An entrance examination
[ 2006-01-24 08:03 ]

An entrance examination

In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, the teacher asked one of the boys, 'What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"

"To be deaf," replied the boy.

"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.

"Why, sir! don't you know that the most famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.






 
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