The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.

So one Visitor's Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice you've never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetically, he put his hand on George's shoulder. “Tell me, don't you have any friends or family?”

George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden.It's just that they're all in here!”

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