“All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother. “They say I have a big head.”

“Don’t listen to them,” his mother consoled. “You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”

“Where’s the shopping bag?”

“I haven’t got one--use your hat.”

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