A man frantically calls 911 and says, "Help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions （宫缩）are 10 minutes apart".
The 911 operator asks, "is this her first child?"
To which the man replies, "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband."
更多英语笑话
我不是算命的
羊排还是猪排
找不到理由
老夫妇
