It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess. He went to the local priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a Jew in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that is no sin."

"But I charged him 20 Gulden for every week he stayed there."

"I admit that that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause", replied the priest.

"Yes, but I haven't told him that the war is over."

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