Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and requested to look around alone today before he needed any help. The saleswoman obliged him and let him do his thing.

Five minutes later, she came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!"

"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"

"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"

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