An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby and pushed a button for elevator service. "The lift will be down presently," said a nearby clerk.

"The lift?" said the American."Oh, you mean the elevator."

"No, I mean the lift," replied the Englishman, annoyed by the American's arrogance.

"I think I should know what it's called," said the American."After all, elevators were invented in the United States."

"Perhaps," retorted the Englishman. "But the language was invented here."

更多英语笑话

逝去的头发

你也不能打我

不要告诉她

车道上的疯子