Husband calls home and the maid answers the phone.

He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"

She says, "No, she's upstairs with her boyfriend."

So, he says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and shoot them both."

Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." 

Five minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"

He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."

She says, "We don't have a pool."

He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"

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