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Why did the cat buy a computer? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why were the soldiers tired on April 1st? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why did the computer get glasses? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What kind of key doesn't open a door? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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It is dark, but it can be seen only if there is light. What is it? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What has two hands but can't clap? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why did the child eat his homework? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why did the man freeze his money? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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How do you keep a fish from smelling? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What kind of table has no legs? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why did the cook get arrested? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Which school teaches you to greet people? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Which candle burns longer, a red one or a green one? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What kind of stone is never found in the ocean? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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When can a net hold water? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why do giraffes have long necks? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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Why can't a leopard hide? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What is higher without the head than with it? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What's smaller than an ant's mouth? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What is the most difficult train to catch? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What sneaks through doors and windows without knocking? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What has no beginning, end, or middle? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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What's the largest number of coins you can have without having even change for a dollar? ![](http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/08image_lt/yaoshi.gif) |
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