Sara Melas: What is it about guys that makes them want to screw anything that walks even when they're going out with someone as awesome as Allegra Cole? I mean she's only the most fabulous thing walking around New York. Thanks, Young. Are you kidding? Of course I'm gonna run it. Why should shewaste her heart on some Swedish aristo-brat? Even if he is gorgeous. Hei, if he's stupid enough to cheat, the world should know he's dumb enough to get caught. Exactly. I'm in the elevator. See you in a minute.
Woman: Good morning, how are you?
Geoff: Bitter, party of one.
Sara: You should try it sometime.
Geoff: Barbados by myself? I wouldn't last five minutes.
Sara: It was just what the doctor ordered. I slept in, I did my yoga, I read a couple of books, I flirted with my scuba instructor.
Geoff: And apparently never left the office.
Sara: I know, isn't that great?
Geoff: You should've taken someone with you.
Sara: Who! Who am I gonna take with me?
Geoff: This is where a boyfriend comes in handy.
Sara: I don't have time for a boyfriend.
Geoff: You said that two years ago.
Sara: Yes, and it's as true today as it was then.
Man: I thought you were on vacation.
Sara: See if these are in focus and have them in my desk in an hour. Besides, relationships are for people they’re just waiting for something better to come along.
Max: Spoken like a true cynic.
Sara: I'm not a cynic. I'm a realist.
Max: You are a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist. What are you doing here? What is she doing here?
Sara: She works here, remember?
Max: No, she doesn't. Not for another four days.
Sara: This couldn't wait.
Max: Of course it could. What are you doing? Go back to the beach. I don't want you here.
Sara: No, really, you do.
Max: You are becoming a sick, workaholic lunatic and this is exactly the kind of nervous, overwrought behavior that leads to--
Sara: Pictures of Sebby with a busty brunette.
Max: A very, very big raise. Jesus. You could find dirt in a snowstorm.
Sara: Comes with the job.
Max: You know, kiddo, there is more to life than watching other people live it.
Sara: Can I help he was cheating on my beach?
Max: Hei. I think it's great that you're so good at your job. I'm just a little worried as to why.