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Suck chocolate(吮巧克力)
[ 2007-02-12 08:00 ]
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.

While he`s talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.

As they`re leaving, his friend says to his grandmmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah,since i lost my dentures i can only suck the chocolate off."

一个小伙子带着他的朋友们去看望他的祖母。

当他和祖母说话时,他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上的花生,并把它们全部吃光了。

离开时,朋友对祖母说:“谢谢您的花生。”祖母说道:“哦,丢了假牙之后,我只能吮掉它们上面的巧克力了。”

(通讯员华东政法学院孙晓琳)

 
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