A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.

The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

knead: 揉捏，按摩，推拿（肌肉等）

chiropractor: 手疗法医师；脊骨神经科医生

screw: 诈骗（钱财等）

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