Tel: Hey, Ash. It's me, David. Uh, big art opening tonight at Station "A" Gallery. Meet you there at 7:00? Don'tbreak my heart.
Dana: David Pennington. Another date.
Ashley: I'm not going.
Maggie: Why not? It's a chance with a great guy.
Ashley: No. It's a chance to get hit by a bus. Maggie...your black cat is crossing my path. Not good.
Maggie: Come on, Pancakes. Don't be scared of the superstitious, mean lady.
Ashley: I'm not superstitious, but it's true. I mean, it's bad luck. Dane, how's my scope?
Dana: Leo. Leo. "Your moon is in Uranus." - Ooh.
Ashley: Doesn't sound pretty.
Maggie: He could have canceled. Isn't that proof enough...that this whole bad luck thing is totally bogus?
Ashley: I don't think so.
Maggie: Ashley, unlucky girls...don't get asked out by one of Us Weekly's most eligible bachelors. Unlucky girls sit and watch their more fortunate friends get asked out...while they sit at home and watch Oprah and eat last year's Halloween candy.
Dana: That's true.
Ashley: You're right.
Maggie: Of course I'm right. Go get ready.
Ashley: You know what? Maybe I'm not cursed. You know, I'm just looking at things the wrong way. And these setbacks could just be opportunities.
Maggie: Of course.
Maggie: Because when one door closes...
Ashley: Two others open.
Ashley: Okay. I'm turning over a new leaf, and my good luck starts now.
Ashley: It's okay.
Maggie: Did you just put that back in your eye?
Ashley: It was my last one, guys.
Dana: That's really gross.
Ashley: Ow! My eye! But, you see, l... I'm on the list. I'm "plus one." David Pennington, plus one. Hi, David. - There he is. See? There he is.
David: Oh, hey.
Ashley: David Pennington. There.
David: No, no, no. There. She's... She's with me.
Ashley: Thank you. Oh! I'm okay. Fine.
David: Come on. I got a surprise for you.
Ashley: Oh, my God. Would you look at that big, ugly...brown pile of...
David: Uh, Ashley...
Ashley: It looked like it came out of the rear end of an elephant.
David: Ashley. Meet my mother, the artist.
Ashley: Hmm. The artist. Hi, Mrs. Pennington. You know, you look so much younger in person. Not that I mean you're old or anything.
Mrs. Pennington: David, if I'm going to listen to this, I'll need vodka.
David: Good idea. Waiter.
Man: Yes, sir.
1. Don't break my heart：别让我失望。Break one's heart的意思是“使某人很伤心”，例如：It almost broke my heart.(这差点让我伤透了心）。
2. black cat：黑猫，西方的文化里黑猫是不吉利的，尤其是中世纪的欧洲，把黑猫看作邪恶的女巫的化身，会给人带来厄运。所以Ashley觉得Maggie's black cat从她面前走过，会给自己带来厄运。