There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.

"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

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