神吐槽：17种奇葩的乘机行为

11. Getting lairy
酩酊大醉

Airplanes and pubs are in fact very different. Have a drink or two, sure, but don't start chanting.
机舱毕竟不是酒吧。在机上喝一两杯可以，别喝得到处发酒疯啊。

12. Constantly getting up and down
一会儿起一会儿坐，不消停

Just sit down before we strap you down.
给我乖乖坐在位子上，否则把你捆起来。

13. Using the seat in front to pull yourself up
起身时扳前座椅背

Or ease yourself down. It's not like anyone in that seat was asleep or drinking a scalding cup of tea, you idiot.
不少人坐下时，也喜欢扳前座椅背。为他人着想好吗？前座乘客或许在睡觉，或许在喝热茶，哪经得起你这么折腾？