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股东建议马桶改蹲厕以提振股价
Squat-down toilets will boost Nomura, shareholder says

[ 2012-06-05 12:29] 来源:中国日报网     字号 [] [] []  
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因前景黯淡、股价持续走低,日本野村证券的一位股东近日提出数项建议以期提振股价,其中一条建议为,将公司所有卫生间的马桶换为传统的蹲厕。这位股东表示,蹲厕可以帮助强健腰腿,稳固下盘,这样公司的股价也会随之稳定并上升到四位数的高价位。野村证券的股价自2008年底降至1000日元以下之后,再未回到过此价位。这位股东提出的其他建议还有:将公司名称改为“蔬菜控股公司”;取消年度股东大会上举臂三呼“万岁”的做法,因为有些股东有狐臭。

股东建议马桶改蹲厕以提振股价

股东建议马桶改蹲厕以提振股价

One Nomura shareholder has come up with a novel suggestion to help to boost its share price: replace all office toilets with Japanese-style squat facilities.

With investment banks facing an uncertain future, one Nomura shareholder has come up with a novel suggestion to help to boost its share price: replace all office toilets with Japanese-style squat facilities.

"All toilets within the company's offices shall be Japanese-style toilets, thereby toughening the legs and loins and hunkering down on a daily basis, aiming at achieving four-digit stock prices," the shareholder said on the bank's website ahead of this month's annual meeting on June 27.

"The company can surely avoid failure if they straddle over a Japanese-style toilet every day and strengthen their lower body. If it cannot, it can only be accepted as a bad luck."

Under Japanese law, shareholders who have held at least 30,000 shares for six months or more can make their own proposals at annual meetings.

"When considering the proposals for the shareholders meeting, we take relevant action in accordance with the law," a Nomura spokeswoman said.

The bank's share price dropped below 1,000 yen ($12.75) late in 2008 and has not reached the four-digit mark since then.

The unnamed shareholder submitted 100 proposals to be voted on at the meeting, including changing the company's name to "Vegetable Holdings", though only 18 met the bank's requirements for them to be submitted to shareholders. The bank's board of directors opposed all 18.

Other suggestions include abolishing the practice of giving three banzai cheers at the annual meeting because too many shareholders having strong armpit odor.

The proposals aren't all as far-fetched, however. One of the more conventional suggestions was that any capital increase should be funded by rights issue rather than public stock offering, and that any decision on public stock offerings should be subject to a resolution at shareholder meetings to protect shareholder rights.

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股东建议马桶改蹲厕以提振股价

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