Fancy being an armpit sniffer, Mosquito bite victim, sewer diver or marine snot collector? No? We didn't think so

你是不是经常抱怨自己的工作无聊？不过且慢，如果你知道世界上有哪些工作最差，你可能会感激上苍。英国《镜报》就为我们盘点了一番全球最糟糕工作。

Talk about a boring job... Thomas Curwen watches paint dry for a living.

The Dulux scientist from Twyford, Berks, 34, checks how the colour of matt and emulsion changes over time on walls and under microscopes.

谈到有什么工作无聊透顶，34岁的托马斯•柯温的工作应该算一个。他成天盯着刚刷的油漆变干，作为多乐士专业涂料的一名科学家，他要检查墙上或者显微镜下的油漆颜色如何随时间变化。

If you think that sounds a bit dry, just wait. We’ve found there a many worse ways to earn a living around the world...

如果觉得这够无聊，那还是等等再下结论，我们在全球找到了许多槽糕的工作，先来一睹为快。

Armpit sniffer

嗅腋窝

Getting a whiff of BO may sound like the pits, but it’s all in a day’s work for Peta Jones.

闻些狐臭的味道听起来不那么爽，不过，佩塔•琼斯成天就干这种活。

She works as a deodorant producer for Unilever in Australia, developing the Dove, Lynx and Impulse brands.

A big part of her job is sniffing strangers’ armpits to check her products’ work.

琼斯是澳大利亚联合利华集团的除臭剂生产者，多芬（Dove）凌仕（Lynx）和Impulse等就是联合利华旗下品牌。她工作的主要内容就是嗅陌生人的腋窝，以检验产品功效。

Peta said: “It was strange at first, but in a week it was fine.”

“刚开始这很奇怪，但干一个星期就好了。”佩塔说。

呃呃呃呃：这份工作真是顶呱呱！