2012-06-21 16:15





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By Diana Federman

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“Dog taking you for a walk?” quipped the fellow passing by as I tried to drag Tucker away from the French fries scattered on the ground.[1] I smiled politely, as if I hadn't heard it before, and Tucker took the opportunity to scarf up the fries, wrapper and all.[2]

“You want sauce[3] with that?” I asked. At times like that, I had to wonder how a cat lover like me had come to acquire a dog like Tucker, a Dalmatian-black Lab[4] mix. Why would someone who had never had dogs and was actually a little afraid of them start with such a big one? Why wasn’t I at home with my cats?

Kids, of course. My two sons had begged for a dog and sworn they’d take care of it: feed it, walk it, groom it, teach it cool tricks. All I would have to do was pay the vet and have a bag of kibble in the car now and then.[5] Many people had dogs. So how hard could it be?

Tucker was 9 months old when he entered our lives. To someone used to cats, it was like bringing a horse into the house. We came in the front door and let him off the leash, and he galloped out the back door.[6] We found him staring up a tree at one very startled cat. “You can’t be serious,” she seemed to be saying.

Our learning curve was steep.[7] “What happened to the sandwiches?” I’d ask. “Where’s the pie?” All eyes would turn to Tucker, calmly licking his chops[8]. An entire ham disappeared, as did baseballs and every single cat toy. Tucker ripped out the carpet from under a threshold, ate the carpet, and then ate the threshold.

The property destruction was unpleasant, but with boys in the house, not unprecedented[9]. I could live with it. When Tucker moved on to people, however, tackling visitors who came to the door, I put my foot down[10].

“Stop it,” I told him. He didn’t. “Don’t do that.” He did. I pored over[11] books. One recommended “telepathic[12] communication with your dog”. Another advised a booby trap of pots and pans to foil food snitching.[13] The crash dented the pans but not Tucker’s gourmet habits.[14]

So Tucker went to obedience school, where I quickly learned something myself: A dog is not a cat. Not even close. Tucker was more like a wolf, and I was the woeful omega to his alpha.[15]

“You must be the leader,” the trainer admonished. No matter how much I might prefer, say, to sit quietly reading a novel with a cat in my lap, I had to get busy and teach our dog that I, not he, led the pack and—this was key—controlled the food. My secret weapon? Meaty Bones.

To teach Tucker to leave visitors alone, we practiced: One son would knock on the door, Tucker would raise the alarm, I would distract him with the magic word “treat!” And my son would enter. (Repeat 10,000 times—Tucker was not a quick study.) Then, came a day when Tucker heard a knock, yawned, and sauntered to the treat bin. I nearly barked for joy.

Other wolf-like behaviors also receded as Tucker began to respect my leadership skills. He learned to come, sit, stay, and merely gaze with deep affection at food on the counter. He even learned that with a cat curled in my lap, I could still stroke his velvety black ears.

The boys were true to their word. They fed Tucker, soaped him up and hosed him down, and taught him amazing tricks: for example, throw a ball and he brings back a stick. (OK, that one still needs work.)

But because I walk often and it’s hard to leave behind a creature so elated by the sight of sneakers, I do most of the dog walking.[16] Now, when a roadside delicacy beckons, I tell him to leave it. He cocks an ear, remembers the Meaty Bone in my pocket, and then we move along, a stately suburban pair. “Beautiful dog”, says a passerby. No issue there. None at all.














(来源:英语学习杂志 编辑:中国日报网英语点津 陈丹妮)


1. quip: 说俏皮话;scatter: 散落。

2. scarf up: 〈美口〉狼吞虎咽地吃;wrapper: 包装纸。

3. sauce: 调味汁,酱汁,结合上下文应是跟炸薯条搭配的番茄酱。

4. Dalmatian: 达尔马提亚狗,一种白色黑斑或棕斑的短毛大狗;Lab: 此处是Labrador的缩写,达布拉多猎犬,是一种大中型狩猎犬,亦可训练作警犬或导盲犬。

5. vet: 兽医;kibble: 粗磨食物(尤指狗食)。

6. leash: (系狗等的)皮带,链条;gallop: (马等)飞奔,疾驰。

7. learning curve: 学习曲线,这里是指逐渐了解塔克的习性等。

8. chop: 带骨的肉块。

9. unprecedented: 从未有过的,史无前例的。

10. put one’s foot down: 坚定表示,坚决反对。

11. pore over: 仔细地阅读。

12. telepathic: 有心灵感应能力的。

13. booby trap: 伪装地雷,饵雷;foil: 挫败,使受挫折;snitch: 偷,扒窃。

14. dent: 使凹下;gourmet: 供美食家享受的。

15. woeful: 悲惨的,悲哀的;omega: 最后一个;alpha: 开端,第一个。

16. elated: 兴高采烈的,得意洋洋的;sneaker: 帆布面胶底运动鞋。



















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