男人陪女人逛街有多惨 看了这组图就知道了

“Just one more shop!” — the dreaded words every man fears, and no man believes.
“最后再看看这家！”——男士们最怕听到这句话，他们也知道这绝对不会是最后一家。

A hilarious Instagram account has surfaced called “Miserable Men”, which features a series of photos of downtrodden men who have involuntarily been taken out shopping.
Instagram上有一个搞笑主页，名字直截了当就叫“悲惨男人”，里面是各种惨被拉去陪逛街的男性的照片。

The feed perfectly captures the response that women all around the world expect to receive when they try to make a shopping partner out of their significant other — anguish, despair and sheer misery.
世界各地的女性在让另一半陪自己逛街时，一定也都会预料到他们最终的这个样子：郁闷、绝望、痛苦至极。而这个Instagram主页完美捕捉到了男人们的这些痛苦瞬间。

The feed features miserable men of all shapes and sizes — despondent dads, bummed-out boyfriends and even a couple of gloomy granddads — painstakingly waiting to escape from the insufferable purgatory that is the mall.
这些“痛苦男性们”有高有矮，有胖有瘦，有的是陪女儿来，有的是陪女友来，甚至还有几位是陪孙女来的……总之都是一副失魂落魄、垂头丧气的样子，随时准备逃离这炼狱般的商场。

Other than documenting the plight of miserable men worldwide, the account acts as a sort of support group, too.
除了真实记录下男人们的悲惨处境，主页君还热心地为这些男同胞支招儿。

Captions offer helpful nuggets of advice such as, “Don't forget to charge your phones so you have something to do for the next 4 hours,” and, “Remember #miserablemen, when she asks if it looks good, tell her it looks great.”
这些启发性的建议包括：“别忘了提前给手机充电，这样你在接下来4小时的等待中才不至于完全没事儿做。”“记住‘悲惨君’的这句话——当她问自己穿那件衣服好不好看时，一定要说‘棒极了’。”

Vocabulary
downtrodden：被践踏的，被蹂躏的；受压迫的
nugget：有趣的信息，有启发的消息

英文来源：纽约每日新闻
编译：杜娟