女生们以为这些行为很可爱，其实却是男友最讨厌的

很多女生认为穿男友的衬衫很性感，用娃娃音撒娇很可爱。但是她们的男朋友似乎并不这么认为。红迪网的男性用户们吐槽了交往时女友最令他们恼火的行为，说话娃娃音、偷穿男友衣服、专吃男友点的食物等行为通通不幸中箭。

Men have revealed the most annoying things their girlfriends can do – and every woman is guilty of at least one of them.
男士们公布了女友最令人恼火的行为，而每位女士至少都和其中一种对上号。

In a Reddit post users were asked about behavior that women think is cute, but is actually really annoying.
红迪网上的一篇帖子让网友们写出，女人们认为很可爱，但实际上非常讨厌的行为。

The post was called 'Guys, what do girls do that they think is "being cute", but in reality is the furthest thing from it?' - and it is seriously shameless.
该帖子题目为“伙计们，什么事是女人们自认为‘很可爱’，但事实却完全相反的呢”。这个帖子真的很无耻。

Hoodie stealers
偷上衣

Naturally, the users who responded offered up a range of answers, ranging from the understandable to the downright bizarre.
不用说，网友们自然给出了一系列情有可原或稀奇古怪的答案。

Most of the men in the thread seriously didn't like it when girls stole their clothes, particularly when it left them with nothing of their own to wear.
帖子中的大多数男性都非常讨厌女人偷拿他们的衣服，尤其是当衣服都被拿光而他们没得穿的时候。

A lot of the boyfriends said their biggest pet peeve was their other halves stealing their clothes, with one commenting: 'Dude you've got like 12 of my shirts, are you building a nest? '
许多男性都表示，他们最为烦恼的就是女朋友偷拿自己的衣服，一位网友评论道：“你好像都拿走我12件衬衫了，你是要搭个窝吗？”

“别再偷拿我的衣服了！我想找件衬衫，但它不在那儿。为什么？因为‘你喜欢睡在里面，这让你能想起我’。可你拿走了我大约12件衬衣，你是要搭个窝吗？”
回复：“女士们小心点儿！这个小伙子已经搞清楚他丢了几件衣服了！”

Another user said a girl borrowed and then lost one of his favorite items of clothing.
另一位网友称，有个女孩借走并弄丢了他最喜欢的一件衣服。

Baby voice
娃娃音

Lots of the boyfriends didn't like it when their girlfriends put on a voice to sound cute.
很多男性不喜欢女朋友为装可爱而用娃娃音说话。

“我很讨厌听到娃娃音。就用你正常的嗓音跟我说话好了，不要用这种愚蠢的故意升高的语调。”

One user complained that he couldn't get his girlfriend to just speak her mind, instead she was indirect when asking for help.
一名网友抱怨称，他没法让女友坦白说出自己的想法，女友在求助时总要拐弯抹角。

Smart is hot: This user doesn't want his girlfriend to dumb herself down for him.
聪明的女人才性感：这位网友不想让女朋友为了自己装傻。

“我曾经交往过一个女朋友，她认为故意赶不上飞机很可爱很有趣。她会叫我送她去机场，可每次我到她的住处，她不是在睡觉就是还没收拾行李，理由是她忘了要坐飞机。第3次之后，她说这是因为她觉得健忘让她看起来很招人喜爱。”

“表现得很傻很无知并不可爱。这很令人讨厌，尤其是当我知道你明明知道还装傻的时候。聪明才是性感。记住这句话。”

In a classic girl move, another was annoyed that his partner always picked at his food instead of ordering what she wanted.
另外一位网友非常反感女友总是从他的盘子里夹东西吃，而不点自己想吃的东西。这是女孩们典型的行为。

'Seriously. She would order s*** she knew I didn't like, and then just help herself to my food,' he wrote.
“讲真的，她会点我不喜欢吃的食物，然后来吃我的食物。”

Another agreed, posting: 'You take my food, you ruin the mood.'
一位网友表示同意，发帖说：“你拿走了我的食物，也毁掉了我的好心情。”

But there were some other halves who displayed some seriously strange behavior.
但还有另外一些男士讲述了他们的女朋友极其反常的行为。

One girlfriend would lie to her boyfriend to appear cute but naturally, this had the opposite effect.
一个女孩为了显得可爱会对男朋友说谎，但这样做必然会适得其反。

英文来源：每日邮报
翻译&编辑：董静
审校：yaning