那些信誓旦旦的明星们如今脸要被打肿了

Ricky Gervais - Golden Globes
瑞奇•热维斯——金球奖

When Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globe awards in 2010, offending half of Hollywood in the process, he told the relieved A-list audience: "It's OK folks, I won't be doing this again."
瑞奇•热维斯主持2010年金球奖颁奖礼时，得罪了半个好莱坞。他对台下终于松了一口气的大牌明星们说：“放心吧，我不会再主持了。”

But he returned the following year, and again in 2012, before announcing very publicly he would not be back.
但是，第二年他又来了，2012年他再次出现。之后他公开宣布不会再担任金球奖主持人。

On his blog after the 2012 ceremony, the acerbic comic wrote: "I've told my agent to never let me be persuaded to do it again though. It's like a parachute jump. You can only really enjoy it in retrospect when you realise you didn't die and it was quite an amazing thing to do."
2012年金球奖颁奖礼结束后，毒舌的热维斯在博客中写道：“尽管我已经和经纪人说过，不要再让人说服我去做主持。但是这就好像是跳伞。你真正享受的是回味发现自己还没有挂掉时的感觉。这种感觉真的很爽。”

Four years later, he headed back. Employing a good old British turn of phrase, Gervais tweeted: "It's a good job I'm drunk. Otherwise the thought of hosting The Golden Globes again would seem like a real pain in the arse."
四年后，热维斯又重操旧业。他在推特上发了一个精彩的老式英式段子：“我醉醺醺的主持很精彩，然而再次主持金球奖的想法似乎真的很让人讨厌。”