那些信誓旦旦的明星们如今脸要被打肿了

Election promises
竞选承诺

What do Whoopi Goldberg, Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, Chloe Sevigny and Ne-Yo have in common?
琥碧•戈柏、麦莉•赛勒斯、艾米•舒默、克洛伊•塞维尼和Ne-Yo有什么共同点？

They all should be living in Canada or Europe after vowing to leave the US if Donald Trump was elected President. But they're not.
答案是他们都应该生活在加拿大或欧洲。因为他们曾承诺如果特朗普当选总统他们就离开美国。但是谁都没有这么做。

Some hastily tweeted U-turns when Trump was elected, others went quiet and hoped nobody would remember.
特朗普当选时，有人的推文发生了180度大转变，其他人则默不作声，希望没人会记得自己说过的话。

Goldberg said "I'm not leaving the country I was born and raised in," while Schumer used social media to declare her pledge to move to Spain was merely a "joke".
戈柏称：“我不会离开这个国家，这是生我养我的地方。”而舒默则在社交媒体上宣布她发誓要搬到西班牙仅仅是一个“玩笑”。

Cyrus released an emotional video the morning after Trump's win saying she "accepted" the new president.
赛勒斯在特朗普获胜后发表了一段煽情的视频，称她“接受”这位新总统。

Samuel L Jackson, who had been succinct in his intentions, also backed out. "If that mother... becomes president, I'm moving my black ass to South Africa," he said.
塞缪尔•L•杰克逊也退缩了，他的意图简单粗暴：“如果那位大娘……成为总统，我就滚到南非去。”

He didn't.
但他没有这么做。