孩子们写给大人的爆笑信件

But one thing is for sure, kids certainly love their mothers.
但有一点可以肯定的是，孩子们绝对喜欢他们的母亲。

Brendan writes his message in a heart, saying 'thank you mom for making me food so I don't die'. At least his mother knows what she's there for.
布兰登在一个心形图案里写道：“感谢妈妈为我做饭，所以我没有死掉。”至少他的母亲知道她存在的意义了。 

In another funny message, one kid writes their mum a poem with a rather telling simile: 'Roses are red, just like your face when dad eats our snack'.
在另一张有趣的纸条中，一个孩子给自己的妈妈写了首诗，其中有一个相当生动的比喻：“玫瑰是红色的，就像爸爸吃我们的零食时您的脸”。