《权力的游戏》“小恶魔”唱歌吐槽各季便当男

谁是《权力的游戏》（Game of Thrones）真正的男主角？谁是乱世争霸中笑到最后的王者？以原著作者乔治·R·R·马丁（George RR Martin）大人的狠心程度，不到最后一刻，谁都不敢说。

为庆祝英国传统慈善活动“红鼻子日”（Red Nose Day）登陆美国，NBC于美国时间5月21日晚直播三小时的大型综艺晚会，上演了《权力的游戏》（Game of Thrones）音乐剧。由“酷玩”（Coldplay）乐队操刀，《权力的游戏》众星亲自演绎，以搞笑的形式呈现史诗巨著。

“小恶魔”的扮演者彼得·丁拉基（Peter Dinklage）多才多艺，天生一副好嗓子。在这段“红鼻子日”预热宣传视频中，“小恶魔”高歌一曲权力的“赞歌”，已经“领便当”的主要演员们逐个被吐槽，从Ned Stark到King Joffrey，“小恶魔”一个都不放过，毫不留情面！

歌词如下：

Still going strong [He's still going strong]

yeah, yeah [He's still going strong]

依然坚挺，哦耶，哥我依然坚挺。

Remember Ned Stark, he was a lot of fun. [So fun]

But he didn't make it past Season One [Oh no]

还记得Ned Stark么？他人多好（多有趣），不过他都没挺过第一季。

Robert Baratheon was part of that crew

But he never made it to Season Two

Robert Baratheon跟他一国，也没混进第二季。

The King of the North was cool, you see [So cool]

Another favorite that ended up dead [He's dead]

“北方之王”（Robb Stark）多俊朗，粉丝心头肉照样上西天。

You thought that Joffrey had to survive

He ain't in the credits for Season Five [Season Five]

你们都觉得Joffrey大帝肯定活得长？第五季里也没见他了吧。

Baby, you know I'm the man for all seasons

Characters get cut for various reasons [Ow ow]

宝贝，所以我才是真男主，别的角色“领便当”花样死法，

Some people's parts just ain't that long

But not me [Not me, not me, not me]

有些人的角色就是活不长，不过不是我，不是我！

I'm still going strong [He's still going strong]

哥依然坚挺。