八一八史上最糟糕的求婚

It's a moment in your life that theoretically should only happen once - the marriage proposal.
有一个时刻，理论上而言在你生命中只会有一次，那就是求婚。

But while some men (and women) go all out when asking for their beloved's hand in marriage, others take the laissez faire approach.
当一些男人（或者女人）绞尽脑汁向自己所爱求婚时，另一些人则倾向采取一种放任自流的方法。

For every boat trip down the Seine or fireworks display, there is a ring nestled in a plate of fried onions or a proposal hastily scrawled on the lid of a fast food container.
这厢有人在塞纳河上顺流而下的小船上求婚，或在烟花绽放的浪漫下情景下请求牵手，而另一厢就会有人把戒指藏在装满炸洋葱的盘子里，或是把求婚宣言匆忙写在快餐盒的盖子上。

There is no denying that the sentiment is always good - the request to be tied in holy matrimony forever.
毫无疑问，这些行动的出发点都是好的——希望将两个人永远“捆绑”在神圣的婚姻里。

But whether these couples will be as happy to recall the moment they say 'Yes' once the excitement died remains to be seen.
然而，当岁月渐长，激情褪去，双方回忆起当时求婚的时刻时会否欢欣，就不好说了。

From graffiti on a cow to an inventive use of a home WiFi connection, the following proposals all get top marks for thinking outside the box, even if the romance was lacking.
从牛身上涂鸦的的誓言到家中无线网连接的创意应用，下面这些求婚尽管不够浪漫，却都别出心裁。