外国网友贡献的另类母亲节礼物

New York Strip Steak Stud Earrings
纽约客牛排耳坠

Unless your mom is a vegetarian, she probably won't have a beef with the child that gets her these lovely steak stud earrings.
你给她买了这副可爱的牛排耳坠：如果妈妈不是素食主义者的话，她很可能不会再带你一起吃牛排了。

Octeapus
章鱼漂

Tea bags have their place, but they aren't as fancy as having the tea infused with a plastic octopus. It will add a touch of whimsy to those moments where it's just you and her having a cuppa while she silently criticizes your life choices.
与只有茶包相比，加入了一只塑料章鱼的泡茶杯子，会更显别致。当你与妈妈对坐品茗，而她在默默嗔怪你的任性时，“章鱼漂”茶杯一定会使你们的母女（子）时光妙趣横生。

Vocabulary:

glamorous：迷人的，富有魅力的

bad hair day：不愉快的一天

take a whiz：撒尿

sanitary：卫生的，清洁的

panache：艳丽；华丽

scarab：甲虫

bug：使烦忧，使恼火

tampon：卫生棉塞，月经棉条

inept：笨拙的；不适当的

whimsy：奇思妙想

（中国日报网英语点津 杜娟）